any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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