when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
the raccoons are back...
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