you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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