Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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