Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
