so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
These 25 People Are Obsessed With Pizza
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
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Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.