So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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