I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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