Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
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She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
i came on her dog
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
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The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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