Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
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Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
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You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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