Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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