Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
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Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
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How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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