Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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