I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
you inspire me to be a worse person
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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