does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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