I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
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