In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.
Shittttttt.
Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
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There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
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I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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