apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
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WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
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Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
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I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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