dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
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Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
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....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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