my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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