People in love make me want to vomit
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
