people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
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I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
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I lost the right to judge tonight
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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