ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
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the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
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I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
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