New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
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