Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
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i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
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You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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