You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."