sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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