Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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