she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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