Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
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