it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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