Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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