I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
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Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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