how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
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You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
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I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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