he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
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Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
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Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
Randomize