We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Randomize
