singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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