it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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