I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I have fence marks all over my body
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