So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
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Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
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we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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