Pregnant stripper...not hot.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
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i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
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PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
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