Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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