As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
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successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
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I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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