She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
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oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
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If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
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