Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
so let's talk penis.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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