If that was your dad, he is hot
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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