I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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