i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
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I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
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I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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