shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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