i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
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