...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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