i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
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I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
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note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
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