I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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