So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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