you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
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its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
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I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
i believe in u and ur pee
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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