My first STD was from a foam party
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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