Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
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