VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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