Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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